It’s one thing to do this to books that are destroyed, it is another thing to do it to books that LOOK BRAND FUCKING NEW OH MY GOD WHY.
THE HORROR. Why would anyone do that?
is this what circumcision without anesthesia feels like
oh god now it’s on tumblr
this is illegal, right?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
It’s better than having them thrown away.
That’s series of unfortunate events, there’s NOTHING vintage about that shit wtf GET OUT OF HERE.
This is making me physically sick… and I just spent most of the morning watching YouTube videos of human cadaver dissections.
I ACTUALLY threw up a little bit. know whats a better use for ‘slightly used books’? PASSING THEM ON TO OTHERS SO THEY CAN READ THEM.
THIS. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.
WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? YOU ARE MURDERING PERFECTLY GOOD BOOKS YOU WENCH.
SHE DIDN’T EVEN PUT THEM IN ORDER
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
- Harry: ah this guy Ron, he's quite nice, I'll make him my friend
- Harry: da hell is this Hermione speaking about
- Harry: ooooh Ron and Hermione are totally going to fall in love it's written all over their faces okay I ship it
- Harry: now that she's our friend it's gonna be easier to have them getting together
- Harry: omg Ron you perfect human being vomiting slugs for Hermione I can't
- Harry: Hermione ugh why are you petrified like Ron's heart breaking and wHAT ABOUT MY SHIPPER FEELS
- Harry: damn you Hermione why did you have to buy a cat now Ron won't talk to you and I have a bet on you I so do NOT want to give Malfoy 10 Sickles - he said you wouldn't get together before the end of seventh year but I HAVE FAITH IN YOU OKAY YOU CAN DO IT SOONER
- Harry: hey Ron you could take Hermione to the Yule Ball
- Harry: shit fuck you Krum
- Harry: omg you've been in Grimmauld Place alone for days please tell me you fucked or at least snogged
- Harry: damn you're not helping me there
- Harry: woah WHAT IS THIS SHIT FUCK YOU LAVENDER FUCK YOU
- Harry: Hermione da fuck? McLaggen? Really? REALLY?
- Harry: omg I give up my OTP is a doomed ship
- Harry: woah lbr here Ron getting poisonned sucks but LOOK AT THEM OKAY I'M BACK ON THIS SHIP AND DETERMINED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
- Harry: ... wow Ron how are you going to get the girl if you leave her in a tent in the middle of nowhere?
- Harry: omfg Hermione have you heard him with the ball of light omfg like look if I were you I'd snog him hell I'm not you and I still want to snog him
- Harry: ugh Ron stop shouting Hermione's name like this I mean my shipper hEART IS KILLING ME AND I NEED TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS MANOR
- Harry: omg
- Harry: omg
- Harry: omg
- Harry: THAT'S IT THAT'S IT MY OTP IS CANON
- Harry: was about damn time
- Malfoy: yeah about that
- Malfoy: that's ten sickles for you Potter
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